Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
Messages
Love Messages
We are two pieces of the easiest damn puzzle on earth….anyone can figure out that we belong together.
Jokes
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
Wife Vs Husband
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud’nt control his curiosity n asked “Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. SO…
The story continues….
The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
