A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During world war II, I hid a refugee in my attic.”
“Well,” answers the priest, “that’s not a sin.”‘
“But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed.”
“I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.”
“Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question.”
“What is that, my son?”
“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”
Q: What are a married man’s two greatest assets?
A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart.
Tragedies with Boys’ Life:
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01. Good girls r Not Good looking
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02. Good looking girls r Not good girls
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03. Good looking & good girls r not single
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04. Good looking, good & single girls have strong Brothers :>
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05. Good looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat boys as her brother :/
An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone. “Flaps, check,” he says to the copilot, “Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we’re going in. Hold on.” The plane lands and comes to a screeching, grinding halt; just short of the edge of the runway. “Holy Cow!” exclaims the pilot, “This must be the shortest runway I’ve ever landed on!” The copilot looks left and right and says “Yeah, and about the widest, too …”
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