Messages
Jokes
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger.
“I’m sorry,” the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life.”
Jokes
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is.” he replied, “Breakfast.”
Insult Messages
I’d like to leave you with one thought … but I’m not sure you have a place to put it!
Motivational Quotes
The biggest enemy of success is “Fear of failure”
So when FEAR knocks at your DOOR,
send COURAGE to open the DOOR
and
success will wait for you.
