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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Messages
Jokes
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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. “Your money or your life!” says the mugger.
“I’m sorry,” the social worker answers, “I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life.”
Jokes
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is.” he replied, “Breakfast.”
Insult Messages
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I’d like to leave you with one thought … but I’m not sure you have a place to put it!
Motivational Quotes
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The biggest enemy of success is “Fear of failure”
So when FEAR knocks at your DOOR,
send COURAGE to open the DOOR
and
success will wait for you.
