Ali G’s sister was having baby twins but when they were born she became ill she woke up one morning and realised she hadn’t named them.
“Doctor I haven’t named my children.”
“Don’t worry your brother named them.”
“what are their names?”
The doctor replied “Denise and Denephew”.
You are everything I think about. Yes, I am mad. I am madly in love with you.
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!
Love You, As I Always Do,
Kiss Me, As I Care For You,
I Have Never Seen Heaven My Dear,
But I Can Live In Hell With You.
Happy Kiss Day.
Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to
wish our friends a very merry Christmas.
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