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I can always feel the presence of your love in my life. Everything you do makes me love you even more. I feel overwhelmed in your neverending love.
Messages
Jokes
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Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said Betty.
“Bet you $10 he won’t,” replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
“I can’t take your money,” said Betty. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.”
“No, no. Take it,” said Amber. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”
16th Birthday Wishes
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Yay! You finally can officially drive! Happy Sweet 16th Birthday dear. Have an amazing day. Lots of love, hugs and kisses.
Wife Vs Husband
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Q: How does your husband show he’s planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
