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A father of five won a toy in a game. When he got home, he called all the children together to determine which one got the toy. “Okay, who’s the most obedient? Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?” he asked. All five small voices responded to him in unison, “You, Daddy!”.


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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.


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Brain Teaser SMS



A man is traveling with a fox and two chickens, if he leaves the fox alone with the chickens the fox will eat the chickens. He comes to a river and needs to cross it, he finds a small boat that can carry only him and one animal, how does he get himself, the fox and two chickens across the river safely?

Answer:

Take the fox over, return with nothing. Go over with one chicken, return with the fox. Go over with the second chicken, return with nothing. Finally, take the fox over.


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Aids Day



Take the Lead and Pledge your Support for World AIDS Day, December 1st.
Stand up. Make a difference.


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Cool SMS



If there is some work which
you think you are not able to finish,

imagine every day for few minutes
that you have successfully finished the work..


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