Messages

Jokes



Knock Knock
who’s there?
willma
willma who?
willma pass the water over please?


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Girlfriend Love Messages



Love is the most beautiful feeling in the world. I’m so glad I got to experience it because of you. I love you.


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Jokes



How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat?

Answer: Put it in the front seat!


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Jokes



Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.


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Love Birthday Messages



I am proud and happy for that fact that we treat everyday like it is never going to come again and dance in the rain like there’s no tomorrow. On your Birthday, let’s wish that we spend all the years of our lives living in the present. And that’s my present for you on your Birthday. Have a great year ahead.


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