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Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: “Use the fork, Luke.”


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Breakup Messages


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I know you think you broke my heart,
but I knew your game right from the start.
I saw your game, I can play it too,
stupid player, the joke’s on YOU!


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Boyfriend Birthday Messages


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You pick me up when I’m down
You calm me down when I frown
To make me smile you even act like a clown
Happy Birthday to the most adorable clown in town!


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Christian Birthday Wishes


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May you get a taste of God’s never dying love for you. May your heart be open to His spiritual and divine gifts. And may you realize that He is very much present with you at this very moment. Many Happy Returns of the day.


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