A plane crashed on the border of US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
Answer:
You don’t bury survivors.
Brain Teasers
Brain Teaser SMS
A wise king devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess’ hand in marriage. The Princess was put in a 50 x 50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess’ hand would be the winner and become the new King.
The rules were the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic, telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles etc). One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King. What did he do?
Answer:
Asked the princess to touch his hand.
Tongue Twisters
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze.
That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Brain Teaser SMS
A man died in a telephone box with the sides smashed in, his hands are covered in blood and the telephone receiver is hanging down. There are two packages outside of the telephone box, a long thin tube and a small box.
Why did he die?
Answer: He had been fishing, hence the boxes, rod and tackle, and when bragging to his friend on the phone he had said it was this big and smashed
his hands into the sides of the box.
Brain Teaser SMS
You are driving a bus. Six people get on, two people get off, then ten people get on and five people get off, then eight people get on and four more people get off. What colour were the bus driver’s eyes?
Answer: Whatever colour your eyes are because you are driving the bus.
