There is this one man who killed his mother, was born before his father and married over 100 women without divorcing. Yet he was considered normal by all of his acquaintances.
Answer: When he was born his mother died from labour, he was born in the presence of his father (before meaning in the presence of) and he
was priest who married 100 men to 100 women.
There is a grandad, a dad and 2 sons. They all go hunting and they all shoot a bird each but only 3 fall to the ground. why?
Answer: The grandad is the dad of the dad, 1 son, then the dad has a son too.
You have a lighter and two fuses that take exactly one hour to burn, but they don’t burn at a steady rate. For example, one fuse could take 59 minutes to burn the first inch and then burn the rest of the fuse in the last minute.
How would you use these two fuses to measure 45 minutes?
Answer: Light the first fuse on both ends and the second fuse at only one end. When the first fuse burns out you know 30 minutes have passed. Light the other end of the second fuse and when it burns out, 45 minutes have passed.
As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I’d like to see the saw you saw saw.
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