Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back …
Category: Question & Answer SMS
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents.
Q: What are a married man’s two greatest assets? A: A closed mouth and an open wallet.
Q: What is love? A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce? A: Ten grand!