Category: Funny SMS

You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs …

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in …