Boys: “Hey Cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Girls: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
Boys: “Hey Cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Girls: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
Me and bf were txting one evening:
Him: Hey (MY NAME), I have something to tell you
Me: What?
Him: I don’t like you anymore
Me: What?
(me very confused and like what)
Him: I love you. Your the nicest most beautiful girl I have ever met
Me: Awww. You scared me!
Him: Sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you!
Tragedies of Girl’s Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys
Good boys are not good looking
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Good looking and good boys are married.
Good single boys with good looking are not rich.
Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl friends !!!
Girl :”My left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have?
Boy :”I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner”.